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On September 20, 2002, we received our first e-mail from someone we like to call superdipshit. In his first e-mail, superdipshit referred to us as Matt Stone and Trey Parker. He has since apparently wised up - but only a bit. See, he knows we're not Matt & Trey, but he seems to think we know them personally (we do not).
So here, now, we present to you, completely unedited,
superdipshit:
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From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: asssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2002 12:54:56 -0400
dear matt stone and trey parker
you guys do a lot of funny things on south park but you always manage to ruine
it by saying alot of fucked up things and thats what sucks ass about you fucking
assholes /make the show kick ass- funny instead of fucked up- funny
/you asses curse and make fun of god and thats not cool and not even close to funny you dumb cocks
ive seen every single southpark episode and you guys crack me up but you guys always find a way to not be funny (eventually)
so please make the episodes cool and funny and stop fucking shit up cuz its
not cool it makes you look low (lower than shit) im trying to knock some sense
in to you guys /you deserve to die on some of the ,sick inthe head, shit you guys say, a lot of innocent children watch the show and it can tottally make them
fucked kids so just think about it ass faces
From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: asssssssssssssssssssssssssss 2
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 12:52:22 -0400
tell matt stone and trey parker to make better episodes then the last ones they made / free hat sucked/ the episode
with the crap out of there mouths made me
laugh once only becuase of the galgamex catholics but the rest sucks balls
/what happened to there talent/ tell them they need more fun style episodes
like hooked on mokey phonics or tooth fairy tats was awsome
so what im basicly saying ,matt stone and trey parker is stop sucking so
much ass you guys
p.s the simpsons episode could have been so much better if i had something to
do with it
From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: whats up dudes
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 12:54:26 -0400
please let matt stone and trey parker that they are little pieces of crap
penes biters
Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2002 15:27:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: "superdipshit IMPOSTER?"
Subject: asssssssssssssssssss 4
To: TNA@mattntrey.com
wow
i guess you guys took my crap seriosly calling me
super dip shit and all / that was fucking awsome!
-you see when i first started watching south park i
was
like, finally an animated show that can have some
charecters say : hey fuck face why dont you get me a
tall glass of milk before i get it from yo moms tits
/i grew up with mighty mouse and popeye and woody
wood
pecker , and i can only imagine what would it be like
if matt stone and trey parker got a hold of those old
school cartoons for example : mighty mouse sais
Here i come to save the day:
if matt n trey had anything to do with it it would
be like: Here i cum all over you alien prostitutes
from PLANET oval vigina / they would probably have
popeye do exactly what his name sounds like:
\ pop olive oil smack down in the eye /
and dont even get me started on woody wood pecker. /
Any ways like i said in my previoius letters your
comedy is great but you guys suck the ass for
fucking shit up, u should really think of ways to make
it kick ass funny instead of the dia-reeah you ass
holes come up with.... have a nice day testicle
crunchers
From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: asssssssssssssssssss 5
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 12:58:27 -0400
hey hey
wow, i wonder if matt stone and trey parker actually read all my 4 letters if not tell them to see what im talking about /
only good things will come out of it becuase they do a lot of fucked up stupid shit.
like when : in the episode fat camp the host of the krazy kenny show talks about how kenny pretends to kill new born babies to scare there mothers
\ is that shit suppost to put a smile on any bodies face
and in free hat ( hat meculla) the convicted murderer of several babies
that shit was so pathetic ( you guys are not artists ) you need fucking medication
in your scewed up little heads ) what, did matt stone and trey parkers mothers
feed them crack like vitamins? there mothers breast milk must of been pure LSD
stop the messed up shit and continue with the sweet comedy you guys think of
like in the succubus episode /that kicked ass /
so what im trying to say is
fuck matt fuck trey and lets hope for cool and funny upcoming episodes
ya dumbass shit fuckers.
From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: asssssssssssssssssssss6
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 12:57:29 -0400
Ive come to a conclusion that matt stone and trey parker suck ass / hold on , let me make it more clear
matt stone and trey parker ssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss !
they dont deserve to make south park episodes if they are going to make god the way they animated him
if there is a god those two bastards are going down / i mean i dont get why they do this / they have such a cool show
and the cardboard animation is a great way to do comedy and they tottally ruine it /THEY FUCKING RUINE IT !
the whole saddam husain thing was fucking awsome in that hell episode but they ruined it by animating that creature the
way they did and calling it god / IT WASNT FUNNY and it wasnt amusing / the only message you are sending to audiences
is that you guys are stupid in th fucking head and you dont care about shit / and thats not cool / wheres the love you fucking
dickholes where/
YOU KNOW WHY I THINK TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE KILLED OFF KENNY
BECUASE IT HURT THEM EMOTIONALLY TO THINK OF WAYS OF AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY DIEING
THEY PROBABLY DROVE THEMSELVES INSAIN
(all i want is for the show to have a little consideration becuase its not cool and its not funny)
P.S they ruined the whole not without my anus / terrance and phillip / with the cancer jokes
you guys are gonna die screaming
From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: assssssssssssss
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 12:57:54 -0400
fuck you guys
From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: asssssssssssssssssssssssss
Date: Tue, 1 Oct 2002 12:51:47 -0400
Whats going on guys
you know what / i thought of something
YOU GUYS COULD LET MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER READ ALL MY E-MAILS AND
LET ME KNOW WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT ME
AND PLAY IT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF WWW . MATTNTREY . COM
i wanna know why they are such fucking dumbasses that its not even funny / its frikken SAD / they start off with great ideas for great episodes then they
fuck shit up with a bastard racist joke
for instance: big gay als big gay boat ride was funny shit
then (during the football game) the anouncer sais
hey its kyle the little jewish kid......wow i havent seen a jew run like that sinse
poland 1968 / fuck you guys/ over 6 million jews died in the holucost and you have the nerve to say something so harmful / its hurtful / fuck you/ fuck comedy central
for letting you say that / people like you deserve to be torchered and stabbed in the eyes /
so once again fuck you /shit heads/ vigina face / i bet trey parker and matt stone give each other head and fuck each other in the ass every day
peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: asssssssssssssssssss
Date: Wed, 2 Oct 2002 12:54:09 -0400
hey hey hey
i know that you guys are just 2 moron fans of those two butt fuckers
Im a fan too of matt stone and trey parker / a fan of the stupid-funny style comedy
but after you watch and listen to some of the awful things they say here and there
you realise that they are rotton fagets who DONT DESERVE THE SHOW
they just deserve a slap in the fucking EYE-BALL.
/ you guys should send all my e-mails to comedy central / maybe they will
give them some limits to consider / (i mean some things are just not funny)
AND im sure matt stone and trey read my letters / if i had my own internet site
i would read what people are writeing about me too.
so that would be great if you sent my letters to comedy central and aired what they thought
of my letters / becuase im sure they know i speak wise words
south park is going to fuck up alot of kids / there millions of children watching this show
/ the thing i like is the funny diologues they come up with and the stupid-funny comedy style
they give you but they always manage to wreck the laughter and thats why the SUCK HARD
ASS CHEAKS
From: "superdipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: asssssssssssssssssssss
Date: Thu, 3 Oct 2002 12:56:23 -0400
WHATS UP YA BUTTHOLE MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER FANS
why are tou such big fans these guys are lower then crap
they have a sweet way to do comedy and they ruine it
for instance / SOUTH PARK : BIGGER LONGER AND UNCUT was awsome but they messed up
when they created a stupid fucking charecter called - the mole - he said awful things about god and
it wasnt even funny it wasnt cool it was just hurtful to the people who believe in god
like they said in the episode free hat / the people who watch the artists creation is also
a part of south park and - the mole- was a bad idea
they could of think of another charecter to give the mole
but they decided he would curse god
Why would they do that / they shold be thank ful to god for makeing them a success
there ungrateful assholes and they will get what they deserve
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