Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly, they'll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring him back to South Park. But Kenny isn't the only one residing in Heaven; when we last checked Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well. As their ladder stretches skyward the U.S. government carefully monitors the boys' progress. Will the boys find Kenny? Is Saddam stockpiling weapons of mass destruction in heaven? Stay tuned.

Has a woman ever come between Stone and Parker?

"Heck no," the duo exclaimed in unison. Parker continued: "We're both pretty laid-back guys. I can count the number of times we've had an argument on one hand. On top of a 60-hour work week, Matt and I hang out (together) a ridiculous amount of time," Parker said.

"Not only do our friends see us having a beer often, they catch us skiing together. It's embarrassing!" Stone said.

Psst, it’s 10 episodes, not two. We’re approaching ep #91 on November 6.

I recently had the misfortune of seeing an especially crappy South Park site which contained 95% stolen graphics and content, so let me start by telling you that the advertisement you see to the left is from South Park Studios. Here's the scoop from Comedy Central's press release: "South Park" wraps-up its sixth season when the first of six new episodes premieres Wednesday, November 6th at 10:00 p.m. Stay tuned at 10:30 p.m. each week for a "South Park" episode from earlier seasons, rounding out an hour of comedy from everyone's favorite fourth graders. Yep, that's it for now. It does tell us that there will be six new episodes, though. On Will's Scriptorium a few weeks ago, he reported that Matt & Trey only had two episodes to go before they hit the 100 episode mark, and that their contract only ran through 100 episodes. Perhaps they have worked out an extension already? Speaking of advertisements, you're not imagining the proliferation of propoganda Comedy Central has been throwing at us. Click here for more on that. And if you think you're seeing too many ads now, click here and here to see how bad it could have been!

Here's some more information from Cinemas Online on that film project you may have seen mentioned on Will's Scriptorium: South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have decided to make their own version of puppet classic THUNDERBIRDS. The two funnymen, who created controversy with the cartoon about four foul-mouthed children, want to make an 'adult' version of the popular British show. Although the pair are known for their irreverence, they have promised to pay homage to Thunderbirds creator GERRY ANDERSON by using marionettes in the new show. Stone says, ''It's going to be for over 16s, very over the top, and no-holds-barred.' Breayle mentioned that at one point during the South Park break, she came to the Studios and saw a bunch of puppets and a small film crew. She also let us know that she beleives the project will be a film short.

Your Life-Path Number is 9
You are a thinker who might find yourself getting lost in the clouds. You are intuitive, sympathetic and sensitive to the needs of others. Your generous and kind-hearted nature assures that you're always willing to do whatever you can to help out someone in need, but be careful that you don't allow yourself to be taken advantage of!

Your Forecast Number is 5
Now's the time to take a little break and enjoy life. Since you'll be feeling restless and curious, it's a good time for travel, adventure and anything that serves to broaden your horizons. Don't be afraid to experience new things and enjoy yourself a bit.

Source: Lycos.Keen.com

October 14, 2002 8:00pm CDT~

Oh god, has it really been that long since we updated? Well, sometimes real-life sucks and you get busy and crap, and that's what I offer as our excuse. You *KNOW* we'd much rather be playing around with this site than doing other things!

Well, let's get to the relevant and not so relevant links from the last few days, shall we?

 Are you there God? It's us, the Anti-Christs.
Matt, Trey, and other um, public figures wax philosophic on the man upstairs for The Onion's AV Club

 Guns don't kill people, oh wait - yeah they do.
More on Bowling for Columbine and our boys' role in the project - UWire.com makes me really want to seek out this movie..too bad I live in a cultural vaccuum... | The Slate sums up my feelings on the NRA: "You know the NRA has a public relations problem when Littleton native Trey Parker, the co-creator of South Park, says that something you've done is in bizarrely bad taste."

 OH! Canada! You're so naughty!
You crazy Canadadians (you know who you are - don't deny your Canuckness!) and your crazy "comedies". The Montreal Gazette has a review of some "Greg the Bunny" knockoff. (Don't get me started on Fox cancelling ANOTHER good show!) The Globe and Mail, who mention South Park more often that even we do, compares the puppet show to SP in that they are apparently both "mean spirited.. and [have] no redeeming cultural content". I'm not sure what SP they've been watching, though.

 The not-really-related-at-all Book Corner!
Our featured selections: Bayou Salado: The Story of South Park and Roo Kickkick and the Big Bad Blimp. Like I said, they're not related at all - but when I read their respective articles I had a laugh. Then again, I'm the first to admit I laught at some pretty stupid crap.

 It's better than that bogus IMDB bio a while back...
A urine-jar collection? Deportation to Ecuador? I thought I knew Matt & Trey! Thank goodness FilmForce is around to set me straight. (Don't worry Girly - one word from you and I'll gladly swing-back the other way!)

 It's hard work...very...hard...
Last, but not least (well, not as "least" as those stupid book reviews I felt compelled to subject you to), Britain's Captain Obvious - cleverly disguised as Online Recruitment Magazine - informs us that people at work don't always use the Internet for work-related stuff! Look, I can't dick around downloading mp3s on my cable modem. If I don't use my company's T1 it's gonna seriously negatively affect my productivity. You think I can't make that excuse work? One of my co-workers jokingly suggested to our boss that he wanted to run a newsgroup from our web server. Our boss said he should totally do it.

October 3, 2002 4:00pm CDT~

Looks like we're going to have to put up with some annoying commercials all over the television, including South Park. Why South Park? Check the Yahoo article. BloodRayne is an intense action/horror game with a sexy, lethal, supernatural heroine named Agent BloodRayne. The most deliciously wicked action heroine ever to grace a console game, she's half-human, half-vampire and all woman. Remember kids, nothing says "cool" like taking your name from a normal word and spelling it wrong. I'm considering naming my first child Tayabuhl. Doesn't that look pretty and cool and totally unique?! *snort* And there is now documented proof that Canada does, indeed, suck. Like any of us needed proof! Holy crap, I thought I was a geek. Click here and feel all sorts of better about yourself. Ah, I love Australians...they're just so....weird. Remember that clip about the weird dog show, Inspector Snifferbutt or some crap? Arwen Goenitz, SPS BBS's resident overly-testosterone-ridden language twister, came up with this uh, interesting clip. Check out Arwen's great site, Stick Strip 2.

Last, but certainly not least, I received an e-mail today from none other than the infamous Kam! Those of you familiar with Canniballovers.com will remember the crazy, talented Kam as - among many other things - the creater of Choda Boy's Lab.

i wanted to let you know that my old canniballovers site is now permanently located on my site, kamiam.com. the url that goes directly to the collage cube it's behind is this: http://kamiam.com/collage/029.htm so if any of your faithful followers want to visit a bit of history and play with all the fun toys i made years ago, please feel free to use the link.

October 1, 2002 2:55pm CDT~

Our good friend taity sent us another heads up on The Mat and The Tray. Please to be checking it out Nyaw. It's pretty amusing.

I know we all care about what B-list celebrities think about South Park, so see what David Alan Grier has to say. Or don't - it's just a small mention. He basically said he's more of a Ren & Stimpy fan. Personally, I don't see how South Park and Ren & Stimpy are so comparable, but that's just me, and I love them both.

Click here if you want to read about how Trey divulged the secret of his success with "an air of smug superiority". Yeah, Trey's especially hot when he's being smug.

And now for the real reason you're all here ... yes, we have received more mail from SuperDipshit!

~~Zuzu

October 1, 2002 8:00am CDT~

I'm not a liar, I swear! Orgazmo sounds *were* going to be up this weekend, but then my precious little computer decided to be a snotty little biznatch. No worries, though, I spanked her good with a format C: and she's behaving much more like a lady now. And yes, I had a great backup. My alter-ego works at a computer services company, so I know better.

So things are getting back on track, but I am afraid those sounds are going to be delayed a few more days. It will also be a couple of weeks before the rest of the Eye Candy galleries are up. You see, Girly couldn't resist my magnetic personality and moved half-way accross the country just to be closer to me. (HEY - that's how it happened in ZuzuLand!) Anyway, she will return to us as soon as she's settled.

Don' you worry 'bout nothin'. Just give me a day or two and I'll be back to posting fun, mostly useless, stuff for y'all to read.

~~Zuzu