September 27, 2002 2:30pm CDT~

Well, sounds from the South Park 5th Anniversary PPV are now up. Clicken ze picture to go there and partake of them in all their wonderous glory. And be sure to keep Ms. Jackie in your hearts as you enjoy them, because she did these out of the goodness of her own heart. So don't be ingrates! For those of you who were positively livid about Volume 5 of the South Park VHS introductions not appearing...well, again, don't be ingrates! Beefylogs didn't have to encode all those videos for us! Anyway, a friend of his was borrowing the Volume 5 tape, and returned it, so now you can see Volume 5 nyaw. Be sure to check out beefy's website at beefylogs.tk. You see that link over there on the navigation menu that says "superdipshit"? Click it! CLICK IT NOW!

Hrmm, this article seems to be saying, "watch this and you might think it's like South Park, but it's way better, and I'll tell you why". Well, okay then.

All I have to say about this is, just, no.

Now, as if we didn't know that the news out there about Matt & Trey is scarce, we have you, our faithful visitors, to remind us:

www.captain-obvious.com
had a reference to matt/trey pissing in someones mouth.. beats me... geez. dont know if its that interesting, but hey, most of the articles you guys link to arent that great either..
taity

September 26, 2002 6:00pm CDT~

I'm just popping in with a couple of tidbits before I hunker down and get to work. Comedy Central really has a thing for "themes" it seems. (Oh, I rhymed - how disgustingly cute.) Rather than posting the whole press release, let me just direct you towards Big-Will's Scriptorium where he's even gone to the trouble of posting the October South Park schedule in convenient table form.

Here's a couple of the obligatory "South Park Is Mentioned In This Article" articles; the first being from The South Reporter ZWire. It's all about cartoons - mostly new and rehashed ones - so if that interests you, go ahead and brave the popup. Here's the relevent bit for those of you who don't care about anything but South Park:

These new and returning characters will offer some alternatives to Scooby, Kenny, (oops they actually killed Kenny), Cartman, Kyle, Butters and the Simpson clan, and not a moment too soon. "South Park" and "The Simpsons" are considered too vulgar and over the top for persons under the age of 17...

* Or, grill Schools Chancellor Joel Klein about what he's doing for New York City schools at the Creative Coalition's Third Annual Michael Z. Bennahum Forum.

Billy Baldwin was supposed to host, but it looks like those pesky South Park kids may have finally had their way with him - so crowd-pleaser Chevy Chase is stepping in. Whew. Chris "Mr. Christina Greeven" Cuomo is moderating and Sandra Bernhard has already RSVPed.

GQ Lounge at Pressure, 110 University Place, at 12th Street; 7 p.m. Call (212) 614-2818 to buy $25 tickets.

September 25, 2002 6:00pm CDT~

Wow, this week is just full of teeny, one-bit article updates...and here's the one for today! I can't tell whether or not America sucks according to this dude.

Five days ago I let y'all in on some great e-mail we received here at mnt.com. I am SO pleased to present a second installment of this guy's unique writing style. Around here we've taken to calling him SuperDipshit. He hasn't directly insulted us yet, so I'm not ready to divulge his actual name...but I have a feeling SuperDipshit will be getting his very own section on our site if this keeps up. By the way, the subject of his first e-mail was "asssssssssssssssssssssssssss".

From: "SuperDipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: asssssssssssssssssssssssssss 2
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 12:52:22 -0400

tell matt stone and trey parker to make better episodes then the last ones they made / free hat sucked/ the episode
with the crap out of there mouths made me
laugh once only becuase of the galgamex catholics but the rest sucks balls
/what happened to there talent/ tell them they need more fun style episodes
like hooked on mokey phonics or tooth fairy tats was awsome
so what im basicly saying ,matt stone and trey parker is stop sucking so
much ass you guys
p.s the simpsons episode could have been so much better if i had something to
do with it

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From: "SuperDipshit"
To: tna@mattntrey.com
Subject: whats up dudes
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 12:54:26 -0400

please let matt stone and trey parker that they are little pieces of crap
penes biters

September 23, 2002 10:30pm CDT~

I know I haven't mentioned it in a while, but we WILL be putting sound clips from Orgazmo and the 5th Anniversary PPV up SOON. I'm shooting for Thursday evening, and will probably upload whatever I can get done that night.

Here's an article that only mentions South Park, but it's worth it to see what the hot new trend in children's toys is!

Sorry for the short update, I'll make up for it later this week!

~~Zuzu

September 20, 2002 7:00am CDT~

Well, I have some...interesting...tidbits for you today:

Like, totally! Sorority girls lip-sync a South Park song or two...it's all Greek to me. (I know, *groan*)

Overanalyze this! I'm sensing a collegiate theme here..

More raunchy cartoons! apparently huge news as the original article has popped up in about 84 different places online

And now for the piece de resistance (throw some accents on random vowels there so it actually looks French): most of the visitors to this site are intelligent enough to realize that we are not, in fact, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. However, we received a fair bit of email when we first started out from people who believed that we were MNT. That's why there's a little note at the bottom of the page stating that we are not MNT. Some folks still insist that we are, and we receive email saying, "I love your show - you rock!" or "I love your show, but why did you kill Kenny?" We found this amazing ...thing... waiting for us yesterday afternoon. I present it to all of you in it's glorious unedited form:

dear matt stone and trey parker
you guys do a lot of funny things on south park but you always manage to ruine
it by saying alot of fucked up things and thats what sucks ass about you fucking
assholes /make the show kick ass- funny instead of fucked up- funny
/you asses curse and make fun of god and thats not cool and not even close to funny you dumb cocks
ive seen every single southpark episode and you guys crack me up but you guys always find a way to not be funny
(eventually)
so please make the episodes cool and funny and stop fucking shit up cuz its
not cool it makes you look low (lower than shit) im trying to knock some sense
in to you guys /you deserve to die on some of the ,sick inthe head, shit you guys say, a lot of innocent children watch
the show and it can tottally make them
fucked kids so just think about it ass faces

September 16, 2002 4:00pm CDT~

I'm too sexy for my shirt...

If you haven't already, check out OrgazmoDVD.com - the origin of this delicious Matt morsel. Well, by now I'm sure you're aware that "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" did not win the animated program Emmy. Matt Groening managed to snatch up another one. At least this time it was for Futurama, and MNT shouldn't have to worry about that beating them next year. Speaking of "please PLEEEEEEEASE give us a goddamned Emmy for crying out loud!", you can purchase a "For your consideration" videocassette of a couple of That's My Bush episodes on Ebay, if you're so inclined. Be afraid - be very afraid. Apparently Anthony Michael Hall can pull in better ratings than South Park. " "The Osbournes," "Dead Zone" and "Monk" each has pulled in more viewers on average than "South Park" did in its best year on Comedy Central." Click here to read more about how the networks suck and cable kicks ass. Those "Jump the Shark" people have put out a book. This article mentions that the LA Times had a story about South Park jumping the shark. I personally, disagree, and decided to check out the actual Jump the Shark site, where visitors can vote for themselves. There are some VERY amusing comments on here. Tying in with our first news item, one poor, deluded soul had this to say: "For me, the show jumped the 1st time it was shown. I have cable TV, but refuse to pay extra for certain channel. If the show is that funny, put it on "regular" stations." They just don't seem to get it, do they?

~~Zuzu

September 12, 2002 11:50pm CDT~

Hello, and welcome to our "Look At Our New Shit" update! You may have already noticed, but Girly has added a couple of small galleries to tide y'all over while the larger ones are being completed. I do believe we are the only website around with an Eric Stough gallery! You can also see some new videos that we've been fortunate enough to obtain. (Hmm...makes it sound like something dirty when I say it like that.) The ridiculously talented - and handsome - beefylogs recently offered his encoding services to us, and we were, of course, thrilled to accept! I think you will find these Divx encodes to be very high quality, just be sure you've downloaded Divx so you can actually see them. And if you want to see some of beefy's original movies - and you know you do - check out his website at beefylogs.tk.

~~Zuzu

September 12, 2002 4:30pm CDT~

Awww, I know...long time, no update. Don't fret, faithful visitors! We haven't updated because we've been working our butts off to bring you new and exciting...uh, stuff! Thanks to two amazing fans, we will soon have a bunch more images, sounds, and videos up. Look for these starting tonight!! You know, in the meantime, you can always occupy yourself with the newly launched OrgazmoDVD.com. There's so much "Crap" on there (pun definately intended) that I haven't even made it a quarter of the way through. And as always, I'll keep scouring the web for mention of our boys.

First up, this great article from the Lebanese Daily Star online paper about the "It's Forbidden to Forbid" film festival in which the author says, "Of course the film that everyone will want to see at It's Forbidden to Forbid is Trey Parker's 1999 scatological classic, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. Uncut is the very funny, wonderfully obscene spinoff of the animated television series." The rest of the article is very well-written and interesting - I highly recommend you read it.

That guy who directed that cool Rage Against the Machine video, Michael Moore, is in the news again. (Oh, you might know him better as the guy who made "Roger & Me".) Apparently, in his newest film "Bowling for Columbine" he includes a South Park-style cartoon. (I say "apparently" because I have not seen it.) Check out these links: Une … Deux … Trois

I know we have some regular visitors from Merry Ol' England, so here is some fashion advice for you. If you're wondering what to wear during the upcoming winter months, this article suggests "an elegant piece that will leave wisps of chiffon trailing out from underneath your Kenny-off-South-Park coat" but warns, "don't let your wispy bits be tattered and torn, cos you don't wanna look like Britney." Wise words, these…or maybe I just think "wispy bits" sounds funny.

This article mentions South Park's once dominant position in the 10pm Eastern time slot, but that's about it for SP-related information. As Girly pointed out to me, I like the article because it mentions Adult Swim. I heard a rumor that "Futurama" would be coming to Adult Swim…not that that has anything to do with anything else…if you'll excuse me, I need to go get some candy and listen to my new MC Pee Pants CD.

~~Zuzu

September 7, 2002 5:40pm CDT~

Well, would you look at that? We're still alive and kickin' over nyaw. I won't go into the details of why I haven't updated recently - I'll just let you know it involved corrupted files and a lot of mucus. If you're wondering where the rest of the content on this page is - you can find it in the news archives.

I enjoyed the South Park 5th Anniversary special, but a few people have expressed their disappointment in the lack of celebrity guests. For the record, those appearing were Jay Leno, Chris Klein, Hugh Hefner, and Danny DeVito. The special contains three full episodes ("It Hits the Fan", "Cripple Fight" and "Jewbilee") as well as highlight reel/montage thingies about different subjects like celebrity guests on the show. We'll be putting up some bits and pieces from the special within the next few days, so stay tuned!

Speaking of staying tuned, Ms. Girly has put up the Cannibal! gallery in the Eye Candy section, so CHECK IT OUT!

Now for some snippets from accross the Internet:

Praise!
The story is from August 31, but the compliment is timeless...or something.

Criticism!
Not everyone shares that guys opinion.

Activism!
Henry Rollins and friends (Dean Ween! Lemmy!) record benefit album for the West Memphis Three

Greed!
"Quantum Leap" and "Magnum PI" are coming to DVD! (Oh yeah, so is South Park, as if you didn't already know!)

<+BigJimW> Speaking of penises, NO WAY Matt and Trey have a size like they depicted in BASEKetball
<@breayle> matt's got a big weenie
<@breayle> and lets say we love trey for his personality
<+iLuVfAtWomEn> you saw matt's weinie?
<@breayle> i saw matts winky-doodle in Le Petit Package
<@breayle> i haven't seen trey's
<@breayle> but someone told me it's small