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What is your guilty pleasure?
James Bond
Bondage
Puppies
Pot
Black Metal (Music)
Drinking
I don't have any guilt
Updating my website
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What is one of your favorite movies?
Fight Club
Full Metal Jacket
South Park: BLU
Spirited Away
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings
The Three Amigos
The Matrix
It's a Wonderful Life
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What might you say during sex?
I ROCK!!!!!!
Yeah, feel that hard drive!
Who's your daddy?
Oh yeah, Britney Spears!
Spank me harder!
If you don't make it through this, can I have your car?
Hand me that beer, babe!
I love you!
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What is your dream job?
A successful smutty romance novelist
A security Guru for a large organization
Midget Rancher
A pr0n director
Television Production
The replacement for Bill Gates
Movie Director
3D Animator
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What is your favorite sports team?
I'm not really into sports. I don't have a favorite team.
NY Rangers
LA Lakers
Colorado Avs
I don't care -- I HATE sports!!!
NY Mets
Raiders
Detroit Lions
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What celebrity would you most like to get frisky with?
Jeff Goldblum
David Duchovney
MattnTrey
Jenna Jameson
Winona Ryder
I'm too young for that!
Reese Witherspoon
Gwen Stefani
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Who is your favorite SP character?
Damien
Timmy
Kyle
Saddam
Kenny
Butters
Cartman
Wendy
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What is your favorite color?
Green
Nipple
Black
Paisley
Blue
Lathyrus
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What is your favorite TV show, besides South Park?
Jackass
The Daily Show
Adult Swim
Family Guy
The Simpsons
The Sopranos
Futurama
Star Trek: The Next Generation
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Which alcoholic beverage do you prefer?
Bombay Saphyre and Tonic
I don't really drink
White Zinfandel (wine)
Screaming Orgasm
Gin and tonic
Stoli Vodka and Beer
Irish Cream
Strawberry Daiquiri
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Which SP song are you partial to?
La Resistance Medley
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
The Most Offensive Song Ever
Cartman's German Dance
Merry Fucking Christmas
Kyle's Mom is a Bitch
Lemmiwinks Medley
Wendy's Fingerbang Audition Song
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Which band do you like the best?
U2
Any Death Metal
They Might Be Giants
Tool
System of a Down
Weezer
The Cure
Led Zeppelin
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What do you usually do on the weekends?
Recover from hangovers
Movie and lunch with friends
Go out to bars and nightclubs
Watch wrestling
Play in or go to concerts
Make movies
Drunken Insomniac Hours on SPSChat
Sometimes my next door neighbor
takes me out
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Where would you like to live one day?
Arizona
In a cabana on the beach near some tidepools
Wrigleyville
Tokyo or Australia
Park Avenue
Honolulu
Anywhere, just as long as I'm with the one I love!
Away from Mormons
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What are you most likely to say in SPSChat?
I believe in my dick.
You've never seen my ass!
My hard drive's about as vulnerable as a
paralyzed boy scout at a Catholic league meeting.
First off, I don't fuck. I make love.
If you touch me there again, I'm calling
the cops on you for moleresteration.)
Nah, I'm not drunk. Just frisky!
My body naturally produces crack.
I like men my own age.
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If the whole world went to hell, what would happen to you??
I'd become a cat lady
I'd live at home with my parents
I'd need a new liver
I'd cut my hair and convert to Catholicism
I would assassinate Satan and take his place
I'd shack up with Tibby
I'd just chuckle
I'd be telling everyone, "I told you so!"
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